♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool ♪
♪ but rude ♪ give me a break!
♪ Michelangelo ♪
♪ is a party dude ♪ party!
♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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be ready.
When the trains are switched onto the siding,
we will hijack the special chemicals
on board each one.
Mixing them together
will create our famous mutagen.
[TRAIN WHISTLES]
Why haven't rock steady and bebop
thrown the switch?
What are they waiting for?
Bah! You should never send a mutant
to do a man's job.
[SNORT] It's my turn to pull the switch.
Hey, you got to pull the last one!
Did not.
Did too.
Did not!
Did too!
My turn! My turn!
Me! Me! Uh-uh.
Me! Me!
What are those 2 idiots doing?
Let go of that switch.
No, you let go.
Ooh!
[TRAIN WHISTLES BLARING]
No! Stop!
Those mutant morons have ruined everything!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
You miserable maggots,
wait until krang hears what you've done.
Ow! Hey! Ooh! Ooh!
MAN ON TV: Howdy, partners.
It's time for 6-gun sagebrush theater,
with today's movie,
shootout at the cactus corral.
Come on, dudes. Give me a break.
Let's watch something educational for once.
There's a mondo surfing flick on,
waikiki wave walkers.
It's totally tubuloso.
Here, let me show you.
Touch that dial, and you're history.
No, trust me, compadres,
you'll really dig it.
[GLASS BREAKING] Whoa-oh-oh!
That sounds like a food fight.
Deep dish pizza, to be exact.
I'm calling you out, dude!
Go ahead. Make your move.
Raphael, Michelangelo...
What is the meaning of such disharmony?
We're all to blame, master splinter.
We were trying to decide what to watch.
MAN ON TV: Sorry, buckaroos.
But we have to interrupt our program
for this special news bulletin.
This is April O'Neill reporting live
from the downtown railroad yard.
2 freight trains have just collided
on the siding near the stockyard,
and potentially dangerous chemicals
are leaking from the wrecked tank cars.
They're a lot more dangerous
than April realizes.
Those are the chemicals
that are mixed to create mutagen.
[KRANG, GURGLING] I don't wish to hear
any more of your miserable excuses.
Just one more, boss.
It's a real doozy.
[SNORT]
Enough!
Your bumbling has cost me
the chemicals I need to make more mutagen.
Without it, I cannot create
my army of mutants.
Why do you need more mutants, krang?
Yeah, you've already got us.
I rest my case.
Shredder, I must have that mutagen.
You can't have too much of a bad thing.
We'll go back to the surface.
And this time, we shall not fail.
Well? Don't just stand there.
Come on!
Ouch, boss!
A rhino's ears are real sensitive.
Why do you think I'm pulling on them?
Vernon, what are you doing here?
I felt a story as big as this
might need a more professional touch.
More professional?
That's why I've decided to get the glory--
uh, I mean, the story myself.
Vernon, you rat!
I hope you--you--you...
Ooh, you have technical difficulties!
April,
you've got to get everybody out of the area.
Those chemicals in the wrecked tank cars
are mixing together to make mutagen.
Mutagen? Are you sure?
It's definitely not guacamole dip.
Vernon's in that area right now!
He could mutate into some grotesque creature.
In Vernon's case,
that could be an improvement.
Fellas, we can't let Vernon's personality
keep us from helping him.
Yeah. He's still a human being.
Sort of.
Besides, he might mutate
into something even more obnoxious.
Let's get him!
Come on! Let's go!
Oh!
This is the messiest train wreck I've ever seen.
On second thought, I'll let April cover it.
Hmm. The glamorous life of a TV reporter.
What a lot of bull.
[GROWLING]
[ROAR]
Oh!
[GROWLING]
[HOWLS]
Whoa! That is one humongous hamburger.
We've got to save Vernon
before he's squished flatter than a pizza!
This oughta make him see red.
Ha, toro!
Yoo-hoo. Toro!
Toro! Toro!
[HOWLS]
Now, that's taking the bull by the horns.
[HOWLING]
Ok, Leonardo. Now what do we do?
I'm open to suggestions!
I hate to say a discouraging word, dudes,
but ultimo bummer!
RAPHAEL: Uh-oh.
We're trapped in a boxcar canyon.
LEONARDO: Look at the size of that thing!
With all those horns,
he looks like shredder on the hoof.
Back off, beef-a-rama, or you're shish kebab.
Earthquake! Mommy!
Whoa!
DONATELLO: It's shredder!
He sure knows how to make an entrance.
ALL: Whoa!
Oh.
Oh, what happened?
[ROAR] Aah!
Now I remember!
I've changed my mind.
You cover the story.
Thanks a bundle.
I'll show him how a real reporter
handles a story.
What?!
The chemicals must have combined
to form mutagen and created this mutant monster.
With such a creature at my command,
I can destroy the turtles and krang.
The old double-cross, huh, boss?
Never mind.
Just bring the beast to me.
Just my luck.
I-I left my cattle prod in my other suit.
Cowards!
Must I do everything myself?
Sounds good to me.
Bah! You incompetent wimps!
[ROAR]
You will obey my commands.
Man over beast--
that is the natural order of things.
Uh-oh. It's shredder!
Now attack the turtles!
I command you!
[ROAR]
I am your master.
You will bow to my superior will.
[ROAR]
Unless, of course, you're not in the mood.
[ROAR]
Out of my way, you klutzes!
Aah!
APRIL: What a scoop!
The great shredder stampeded.
[ROAR]
Oh, um... Nice horns.
Aah!
Come on guys,
it's time for some turtle tactics.
Mama!
LEONARDO: Ok, fellas...
Now!
RAPHAEL: Banzai!
MICHELANGELO: Whoa! Chill out, dude.
DONATELLO: How do you steer a steer?
Don't look at me.
I'm just along for the ride.
This ought to make a monster-sized spur.
Really smart move, Leonardo.
[ALL YELLING]
I hope we've all learned something from this.
Yeah, never ride a monster without a seat belt.
Maybe it won't find me here.
You?!
Shh! Don't make so much noise.
We've got to think up a way
to fight this thing!
Then we better start thinking big, dudes.
This is one mondo monster.
Hold everything!
I've got the answer.
Follow me.
He could at least say please.
Someone make a lasso of that cable.
It's time for a few rope tricks.
Yippee-ki-yo-ti-yay.
Take it away, partner!
[ROARS]
I've roped him, buckaroos!
Now you can hog tie and brand him.
Yeah, you dudes have been watching too many westerns.
[HOWLS]
Wha--
whoa, big fella!
I think he needs a little help.
A little help?
He needs the entire 23rd cavalry.
Oh! Aah!
Uhh!
Let me go, boss!
The turtles are escaping with my monster!
I can live with that.
You want to bet?
Well, don't just stand there!
Start pumping!
When you say, "pump," we say, "how high?"
What fantastic footage!
SHREDDER: Faster, you bug brains!
Mind if I cut in?
LEONARDO: Donatello, are you all right?
Donatello?
Who's Donatello?
Yeah. He's fine.
That will put a stop to those meddling turtles.
Aah! Whoa!
Get off me, you overweight oafs.
It's the end of the line, shredder.
[ROAR]
I don't believe it.
It split in half.
Oh, swell. Steers in stereo.
Oh, wow!
We're gonna need a split screen to show this.
This is more than I bargained for.
Hey, don't knock it, shred head!
Now we can each have a monster!
I think shredder's got the right idea.
I'm with you, dude.
Let's hoof it!
Uh-oh.
[ROAR] Aah!
The 2 of 'em have April surrounded.
[ROAR]
Whoa!
It's re-formed back into one monster again.
Only now it's a monster and a half.
Are you all right, April?
No, I'm not all right.
The story of the century,
and I don't have any footage on it.
Don't feel bad, April.
It looks like you may get another chance.
It's headed for our city.
April, where have you been?
And what happened to you?
Let's just say I was given a bum steer.
Has Vernon come back yet?
Yes, but--
he won't come out of his office.
And he sure seems nervous.
Try bringing him a nice glass of warm milk.
That always calms me down.
Look, Vernon,
I've brought you something.
A nice glass of warm...
VERNON: Milk!? Oh!
[CRASHING]
A simple "no thanks" would have been enough.
And you say the creature
became 2 separate ones?
That's right, sensei,
and then it joined together again.
I guess it just couldn't stand being apart.
Hmm. That is most strange.
It could only mean one thing--
that the monster's mutant form
is still unstable.
Oh, I hope there's not a joke coming up
about a bunch of cows and a stable.
If that's the case,
a massive dose of directed energy
might break down
the monster's molecular structure
before it's permanently set.
How do you intend arranging that, Donatello?
The university has an atom smasher.
Maybe I can alter it
to break down mutant molecules.
So, like, how do we round up cudzilla
and get it to the atom smasher?
To defeat your enemy,
you must first learn to think like your enemy.
Whoa, hold on, here.
You mean I gotta think like a cow?
You can do it... If you study nights.
I will help Donatello prepare the atom smasher.
The rest of you must find the creature,
quickly.
Krang, I could not control the mutagen monster.
I must have your help.
It's nice to be wanted.
Yeah. I know just what you mean.
Now pay attention.
This receptor ring will make the beast follow orders
sent from this remote control device.
Hey, I remember these things.
No, you buffoon.
You're to place it in the creature's nose,
then command it to destroy the turtles.
It will be done.
By the way, in case you have any ideas
about turning the creature against me,
remember that I, too, have a remote control
more powerful than yours.
Mine works the TV,
the vcr, and the stereo.
APRIL: That's strange.
I've never seen this street so empty before.
The mayor has asked all citizens
to stay indoors
due to a giant beast
rampaging through the city.
Welll, that explains the empty streets.
The good news?
At least it's not
trying to climb any tall buildings.
That creature's got to be somewhere in this neighborhood.
[ROAR]
Huh? What's that?
Something tells me I'm on the right track.
DONATELLO: If my calculations are correct,
the atomic energy lab should be right about here.
Bingo.
A most unusual way to get into college.
Let's just say
I worked my way up from the bottom.
We must hurry.
There's much work to be done.
RAPHEAL: We still haven't seen hide nor hair
of that mutagen monster.
Yeah, or as I prefer to think of it,
the "moo-tagen" monster.
Now remember what master splinter said.
We've got to think like the enemy.
Ok, if you were a giant bull,
where would you be?
[SCREAMING]
MICHELANGELO: A giant China shop, where else?
LEONARDO: Ok, fellas, it's time for the last roundup.
I sure can resonate
to that lingo, pard-ner.
[ROAR]
Whoa-ho-ho!
I hate it when he shows off like that.
Whoa. What's going down, dude?
I am.
Whoa!
[ROAR]
Gee, boss.
This place has sure been wrecked.
Yeah. Udder-ly.
But the mutagen monster has eluded us!
Quickly, back into the module.
Perhaps we can head it off at the overpass.
He's getting away.
We'll deal with him later.
Right now we've got a crazed cow to catch.
There...
Now it's a perfectly matched set.
What's going on?
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] We gotta drive some cattle toward the university.
April, we'll take the point,
and you can ride caboose.
Thanks a whole bunch.
Cowabunga!
With the accent on "cow."
Yippee and ya-hoo.
MICHELANGELO: Whoa! This gig
is totally nutsoid, dudes.
Yeah, that's the most unbelievable thing I've ever herded.
Where's the beef?
Oh, there it is.
They really oughta trim these hedges.
RAPHAEL: We just did.
Donatello, it's us.
Open the door.
No one can resist the shredder,
and no cow can resist salt.
Ooh! Gotcha!
[ROAR]
You turtles are too little and too late.
I control the mutagen monster now.
Hey, guys,
I'm here to help.
Don't worry, boss.
I got it.
Now how do you work this thing?
No. No, you idiot. Not that way.
[ROAR]
It's headed this way, master. Run.
I have to switch on the atom smasher.
It is impossible.
You'll never get past that enraged beast.
No problemo, dude.
I've got it covered.
Whoa!
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
[ROAR]
Ooh, this is pretty.
Don't just stand there gawking.
Let's get out of here.
Aw, gee.
Can't we just stay for the fireworks?
I'll give you some fireworks.
Shredder is getting away!
Forget shredder.
Michelangelo is trapped in there.
I'll get him.
Michelangelo, where are you?
Are you all right?
Well, at least it worked.
But where is Michelangelo?
Yee-haw!
Get along, little doggie dudes.
Michelangelo, you're all right!
Yep. I sure am, little lady.
Why, you must be the new schoolmarm, huh?
And that is the end of the mutagen monster.
And now it's time for us to mosey on back
to the old sewer sludge corral.
It's a pity you fellas can't
adopt one of these steers
and start your own ranch.
Right.
A dude ranch.
Yuck!
I've just been cow-licked.
Don't knock it, April.
The spiked look is really in.
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